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10 reasons why my Dog is better than George Washington
My dog has cooler eyebrows.
My dog is still alive.
As a result, my dog smells better.
My dog isn't American.
My dog really cannot tell a lie.
If you throw a stick, my dog will fetch it.
My dog can scratch behind his ear with his back leg.
My dog still has his own teeth.
My dog has never chopped down a cherry tree. Peed on one, maybe...
My dog doesn't need a boat to cross the Delaware.
When he dies, I can stuff my dog.

 This page last modified on 1st March 1999